Woman Tells Mugger She’s An NSA Intern, Mugger Runs Away
A mugger opted not to steal the belongings of a Capitol Hill resident Monday because of her daring bluff.
She told him she was an NSA intern.
“I told him that the NSA could track the phone within minutes, and it could cause possible problems for him,” the victim [who actually works at a nonprofit] recounted. [T]he assailant just “looked at me and ran away,” the victim said.